So I’m not gonna get too deep into the whole God hates gays but loves fried chicken sandwiches deal … #EyeRoll
I think my view point on this is best summed up by this: Dear religion, while you were debating what chicken sandwiches were ok to eat, i just landed on Mars. Sincerely, Science.
That being said, I did stubble upon this awesome web app that offers an awesome penance for those of you who sin with the gay hate sandwiches: chickfilaconfessional.com
On this site you pick your sin (your sandwich) and it calculates the gay penance you must pay. Check it out!